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kefta 

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When you need to take a shit but you are too shy to leave it on the grass in the park. You use a condom that you had in your wallet, you dump it in, make a knot and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.
I have an urgent need to crap I will do it kefta style and leave nothing behind!
kefta by The FG May 10, 2021
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Kertalaw 

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A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
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kefta kefka Keita Kenta kentacohut Keta Keitaro kentae Keeta keffa

Ketamine Kyle 

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Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018

Keffals 

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The corn-like polyps that develop inside a trans woman's neovagina
Trans woman: "I cleaned the keffals out of my neovag today. Those things stink like death!"
Keffals by doogooder September 9, 2022

Keffal 

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A large load of semen that gets into the both eyes, both nostrils and at least one ear.
After he finished with a giant keffal, she needed help finding the shower because she was covered in his love juice.
Keffal by Loadrunner69 September 28, 2022

Doing A Keetan 

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Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

Kefkaesque 

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1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the imperial domination work of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI.

2. marked by evil clown-like laughter or a desire to fight people while "Dancing Mad" plays in the background.
Why yes, I did feel that the imperial conquest of Adolf Hitler was very Kefkaesque.
Kefkaesque by Dinkmers December 24, 2007
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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