When you need to take a shit but you are too shy to leave it on the grass in the park. You use a condom that you had in your wallet, you dump it in, make a knot and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.
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All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
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practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
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Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
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Get the Doing A Keetan mug.1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the imperial domination work of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI.
2. marked by evil clown-like laughter or a desire to fight people while "Dancing Mad" plays in the background.
2. marked by evil clown-like laughter or a desire to fight people while "Dancing Mad" plays in the background.
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