2 definitions by NaughtyPilau
A massive bifta. At least a king skin rolled with some potent Ganga, for a rainy day when you're run of the mill bhuna just won't suffice.
'Boys I've had a rough day, how about we light up a lamb-bhuna and let all this blow over'
'Fuck me, roll me a lamb-bhuna or I'll start swinging'
'Fuck me, roll me a lamb-bhuna or I'll start swinging'
by NaughtyPilau June 6, 2018
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
by NaughtyPilau June 6, 2018