Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

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joeing out

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.

Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.

joeing out by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 10, 2017

Joeing

Joeing (aka vomiting) is the act of regurgitation during, or immediately after, a contents that involves drinking or food eating. Critically, the act of Joeing disqualifies the participant from the contest. This includes, but is not limited to; beer pong, flip cup, shots, speed eating, and civil war.

"I just saw you Joeing at the end of flip cup, you lose, even though we both finished at the same time!"

Joeing by Man_With_The_Plan March 20, 2013

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

sloppy joeing by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Joeing

Joeing is the particular act of two or more straight, strictly heterosexual, men all getting together and performing oral sex on one another, and in some cases, having full sexual intercourse.

Afterward, they talk about sports together for roughly 10 to 15 minutes, then they all go about their day like nothing ever happened.

Co-worker 1: We all went Joeing at Nick's house on our lunch break yesterday.

Co-worker 2: Wow fag, are you gay?!

Co-worker 1: No its whatever, it was just Joeing

Joeing by EthanFBM May 25, 2010

joeing

another word for crying.

person: dude remember that one time at dennys when joemar was joeing on that one guys birthday. it was totally awesome!

joeing by Joemar Bilog September 7, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026