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Also known as Jon Wolf, jwolfpash, and affectionately as gheywolf. JWolf is a collector of esoterica and interminable stalker of women. But he knows where to find a good deal on DVD media or a hard drive. And he knows your mother's AIM handle... Be very wary.
JWolf? Isn't he that cyber-stalker guy?
jwolf by stalkee April 14, 2005
Words you can keep
What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.
Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!
Jolf by mzkdub July 20, 2009
Related Words
jwolf Jolf Jolfing jolfy jowlf jwilf Jwol jwolters
When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.
Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011
The process in which two heterosexual males grab each other's balls while taking turns screaming the alphabet.
Hey charles, perhaps would you like to go jowlfing this fine afternoon.
jowlf by Gavinism April 17, 2005
A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.
Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."
jolf by sandylopez October 22, 2018
Stands for jehovah's witnesses i'd like to fuck.
jwilf by morooooooooooooon January 31, 2010
Jolf is short for Jespers Ollon Luktar Fisk
Dude1: Jolf
Dude2: Jolk (Jespers Ollon Luktar Kebabsås)
Jolf by exr8 September 18, 2011
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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