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What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.

Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!

Jolf by mzkdub July 20, 2009

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jolf

A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.

Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."

jolf by sandylopez October 22, 2018

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Jolf • Jolfing • jolfy

Jolf

Jolf is short for Jespers Ollon Luktar Fisk

Dude1: Jolf
Dude2: Jolk (Jespers Ollon Luktar Kebabsås)

Jolf by exr8 September 18, 2011

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Jolf

The most OG VW Golf in the whole damn world.

holy crap, Noah's Jolf is the most OG ride ever!

Jolf by Noah July 5, 2004

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Jolfing

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

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jolfy

Has an interesting personality. Will Immediately go back on you. If you break his heart then you will experience great pain and suffer. Attracted to younger girls ( usually named Maddie or Madeline). Will ask for pictures Before the first date. Will turn into an asshole after a couple days. Thinks he's the coolest cat around. You may be subducted by his good looks for a couple of days

Guy 1: Wow that guy Jolfy is a fucking retard
Guy 2: I know he if dating my 9 year old daughter...he is 13!

jolfy by Jenshhejeb November 25, 2016

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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