Jolf
What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.
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Jolfing
When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.
Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"
Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011
jolfy
Has an interesting personality. Will Immediately go back on you. If you break his heart then you will experience great pain and suffer. Attracted to younger girls ( usually named Maddie or Madeline). Will ask for pictures Before the first date. Will turn into an asshole after a couple days. Thinks he's the coolest cat around. You may be subducted by his good looks for a couple of days
Guy 1: Wow that guy Jolfy is a fucking retard
Guy 2: I know he if dating my 9 year old daughter...he is 13!
Guy 2: I know he if dating my 9 year old daughter...he is 13!
jolfy by Jenshhejeb November 25, 2016
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