Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
by Hugo Soerm June 09, 2020
by allygator February 07, 2015
Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
by JSmith1996 November 28, 2010
Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".
by Ed Munstay September 15, 2008
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
by SEEEN June 23, 2004
by jolker October 26, 2005
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