Jolk

Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.

Example
Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk!
Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!

by Hugo Soerm June 9, 2020

Jolk

Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.

Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.

Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.

Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!

Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.

Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"

by JSmith1996 November 30, 2010

jolk

the ultra hot way to say "joke"

Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.

by SEEEN June 23, 2004

jolk

she's a hoe but like an uwu kind of hoe

her name is jolk not josefine you musty bitch

by musty lady January 21, 2019

coach jolk

health teacher who gives out a lot of work and was a nice guy but then gave out work that is wayyy to hard for anyone

hey coach jolk. can i go to the bathroom?

by james boxaplenty April 20, 2008

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

jolking

The attempt of a mexican girl trying to spell joking

Natalia thought something was funny and said "jolking".
Leaving everyone confused

by DasCoon October 17, 2011