Jolk
Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
Jolk by Hugo Soerm June 9, 2020
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Jolk
Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
Jolk by JSmith1996 November 30, 2010
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jolk by musty lady January 21, 2019
coach jolk
health teacher who gives out a lot of work and was a nice guy but then gave out work that is wayyy to hard for anyone
coach jolk by james boxaplenty April 20, 2008
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Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
jolking by Sankdadude December 3, 2014
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