Top definition
Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
Example
Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk!
Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!
by Hugo Soerm June 09, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Jolk mug for your bunkmate José.
Mar 6 Word of the Day
a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
Get the mug
Get a la chancla mug for your Facebook friend Georges.
2
Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.

Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.

Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!

Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.

Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
by JSmith1996 November 28, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Jolk mug for your guy Georges.
3
Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".
"Kirk got the herpes"
*chuckles* "Jolks"
by Ed Munstay September 15, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Jolks mug for your cousin Zora.
4
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
by SEEEN June 23, 2004
Get the mug
Get a jolk mug for your barber Zora.
5
man gets run over by car
me: that was bare jolks
by jolker October 26, 2005
Get the mug
Get a jolks mug for your guy Bob.

Activity