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The process in which two heterosexual males grab each other's balls while taking turns screaming the alphabet.
Hey charles, perhaps would you like to go jowlfing this fine afternoon.
jowlf by Gavinism April 17, 2005
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n. An old-Scouse term for an alleyway or guinnel.
Lad 1 - "Ee ar lad, the busies are coming! Go and hide in that jowler."

Lad 2 - "Fuck off, nob 'ed! Your the one with the bag of smack up your arse."
jowler by Aelothir December 15, 2008
Related Words
jowlf Jowl Jolf Joelf joelfish joelfranks joelfrank06 Jolfing jolfy Jowfam
What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.
Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!
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jowl rape 

The unsolicited or uncomfortable attack of a person or animals lips or appendages upon ones jowls
after a bros night out i was chased around the apartment and pinned down only to be jowl raped by another man
jowl rape by el primer capitan February 1, 2013
When you pee on a girl's feet. Clearly the most important part of sexual intercourse.
The Game Grumps just love them feet jowls
feet jowl by Entry1208 January 28, 2015

cheek by jowl 

Cheek by jowl is when you gotta be near someone all the time and know what each other know no matter what. It's when your leading the way and noby gets in the way of your shiat.
They were so cheek by jowl I thought they were married, nah man their just cheek by jowl like that!
cheek by jowl by Business mang April 25, 2016
The violent shaking of one's head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one's face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.
Dude! I'm feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today.
jowling by Jeffry C. September 17, 2006
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