jowlf

The process in which two heterosexual males grab each other's balls while taking turns screaming the alphabet.

Hey charles, perhaps would you like to go jowlfing this fine afternoon.

by Gavinism April 17, 2005

jowler

n. An old-Scouse term for an alleyway or guinnel.

Lad 1 - "Ee ar lad, the busies are coming! Go and hide in that jowler."

Lad 2 - "Fuck off, nob 'ed! Your the one with the bag of smack up your arse."

by Aelothir December 15, 2008

Jolf

What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.

Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!

by mzkdub July 20, 2009

jowl rape

The unsolicited or uncomfortable attack of a person or animals lips or appendages upon ones jowls

after a bros night out i was chased around the apartment and pinned down only to be jowl raped by another man

by el primer capitan February 1, 2013

feet jowl

When you pee on a girl's feet. Clearly the most important part of sexual intercourse.

The Game Grumps just love them feet jowls

by Entry1208 January 28, 2015

cheek by jowl

Cheek by jowl is when you gotta be near someone all the time and know what each other know no matter what. It's when your leading the way and noby gets in the way of your shiat.

They were so cheek by jowl I thought they were married, nah man their just cheek by jowl like that!

by Business mang April 25, 2016

jowling

The violent shaking of one's head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one's face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.

Dude! I'm feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today.

by Jeffry C. September 17, 2006