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Stands for jehovah's witnesses i'd like to fuck.

i saw very nice jwilf the other day.

jwilf by morooooooooooooon January 31, 2010

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Jailfee

A jail selfie

Damn Tyrone looks healthy in his jailfee

Jailfee by Psykrates January 21, 2022

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JILF

A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.

AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.

JILF by hipsterjew March 22, 2010

Jailfie

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

Jailfie by El Torito August 5, 2014

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JILF

Jew I'd Like to Fuck

Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!

JILF by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

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JMILF

JMILF is a combonation of MILF and Japanese

Dude 1: Dude, She's a total JMILF

JMILF by antonyh212 December 28, 2010

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jbilf

Jail Bate I'd like (to) Fuck

Wow, your daughter is a jbilf!

jbilf by FemaleMetalHead December 1, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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