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Juzzen thinks like a robot. You cannot know what he is thinking of based on his appearance and gestures. He is as efficient as robots if you give complete and concise instructions. If he did it wrongly, your instructions were wrong. He is also smart enough to manipualte people into thinking he is into their best interests.
Wow you are so smart, are you Juzzen?
juzzen by anonymous November 23, 2021
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One who who exhibits all the characteristics of white trash. Filthy life style, lack of hygiene, overcrowded family, at least five siblings, extreme ignorance, low intelligence, and dependence on welfare.
Anyone who has 3 yard cars is a Juzzin
Juzzin by TotoDrake February 25, 2009
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The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.
Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.
Juzzing by Pal69 March 22, 2010

jizzenate 

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
jizzenate by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzen-viv

is a hot wet juicy duo that in most cases work behind a front desk at a hotel.
god dam jizzen-viv is sexy as fuck, son!
jizzen-viv by jiz and vivi February 7, 2009
To relax or "chill out" (usually accompanied by somking some form of illegal drug)
I'm just jizzen at home man
jizzen by ^^meth September 25, 2003
to violently drink tainted breast milk.
Mike and Big D stayed home from the prom and had a juzzel comtest. Mom threw the fit of fits. KAMNAZZLE!
juzzel by Capt. Bringit February 8, 2005