jizzenberry

an ediot or a moron. a real stupid mofo.

Damn, your such a fucking jizzenberry.

by Josh O August 18, 2004

Jizzleberry

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

Jizzberry

The act of masturbating, and holding in your cum until your penis turns purple. Then slowly releasing it on her left eye

"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"

by adriansucks May 19, 2010

JizzBerry

The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.

I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.

by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017

Jizzleberry

When someone has dingle berries hanging out of their vajayjay.

Hey sweetie, I need the jizzleberry mess cleaned up before we can proceed.

by Afterhours.org November 29, 2019