jizzen

To relax or "chill out" (usually accompanied by somking some form of illegal drug)
I'm just jizzen at home man
by ^^meth September 25, 2003
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jizzen

To yell or talk fast unappropriatly. Also to annoy someone with jargan or something they don't want to hear.
when a woman is yelling at her man shes jizzen on him. Or if a man is yelling at his women he is jizzen on her. It relates to spiting and how when you talk really fast and yell you tend to spit.
by John Pearl November 06, 2003
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jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
by Mgay July 29, 2009
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jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
by Mgay July 29, 2009
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jizzen-viv

is a hot wet juicy duo that in most cases work behind a front desk at a hotel.
god dam jizzen-viv is sexy as fuck, son!
by jiz and vivi February 07, 2009
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jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.
Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.
by life6today7 March 23, 2009
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