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To yell or talk fast unappropriatly. Also to annoy someone with jargan or something they don't want to hear.
when a woman is yelling at her man shes jizzen on him. Or if a man is yelling at his women he is jizzen on her. It relates to spiting and how when you talk really fast and yell you tend to spit.
jizzen by John Pearl November 6, 2003

jizzen-viv

is a hot wet juicy duo that in most cases work behind a front desk at a hotel.
god dam jizzen-viv is sexy as fuck, son!
jizzen-viv by jiz and vivi February 7, 2009

jizzen-glaze 

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.
Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.
jizzen-glaze by life6today7 March 23, 2009

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.
After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap
jizznap by Alex P. May 19, 2005

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.
jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.
jizzanators by pen15g0d September 22, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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