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a person who goes out with the intention of getting girls younger than themself but not so young that its wrong just one or two years younger
bill: "so man how was your weekend"
willson: "yeah great aye i went junting"
bill: "oh yeah howd that go
willson: "well ya know that hottie in year 11"
bill: "yeah"
wilson: "i tapped that"
junting by kicketty August 27, 2009
Masturbating while rubbing your anus (only applicable to males)
Man I love junting it turns me on.
Junting by CharleCrab May 4, 2024
Related Words
junting • junking • Justing • junging • Juning • junoing • Jinting • Juntin • Jurting • Jueting
Junting is the act of having a newly dead corpse that has yet to have its blood drained, you shake it violently until the corpse's penis becomes erect. Once that happens You put the erect penis in your mouth and suck it dry.
Yo my distant family member just passed. Are you trying to got on a quick junt?
yo im going junting
Junting by opiumpig January 24, 2025

justinge3 

A youtube comedian with dozens of videos to date. He is most noted for his guitar-oriented humor, both real guitar and Guitar Hero and Rock Band, although recently he has expanded into becoming the best at other activities such as basketball and becoming a clown.

He is most famous for his trademark phrase "I Rock", used in nearly every video, as well as his usage of the number 3. He has garnered criticism from some youtube members for not really playing guitar hero or the real guitar in his videos, but obviously these members fail to recognize him as a comedian.
justinge3 rocks. I've watched his videos 333 times each.
justinge3 by Vince50 June 27, 2008
Junging- (v) 1. the act of behaving like a Jung 2. A pastime of one Eugene Jung 3. What happens when a chronic typoist misreads the word jujing
She believed that he was showing symptons of junging.
junging by Dumbassing July 3, 2014
The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.
"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"
Junking by Chicks99 July 18, 2013
When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12
Damn that bitch Junoing!
Junoing by DiscipleTruist December 5, 2022
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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