When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12
Damn that bitch Junoing!
by DiscipleTruist December 6, 2022
When a girl's hair has outgrown her haircut: she wears her hair in a ponytail and tucks her bangs behind her ears, as the title character does in the movie "Juno."
by SanneStealsSocks June 5, 2009
by grumpy gus July 11, 2008
A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3
I love you, Juno.
by mahmah. July 18, 2010
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010