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(junked)
v. junked, junking, junks
v. intr.

1. Getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one's person, causing uncomfortable silence, laughter, or physical harm (usually to the junker, not the junkee).
As Greg was talking to Megan to distract her, Brandon walked up next to her and rubbed his genitals against her leg.

Megan got Junk'd!
junk'd by Brhinoceros October 18, 2006
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Too much junk in'd trunk 

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!
Too much junk in'd trunk by *M* April 21, 2004

Junk Dip 

Also known as a JD. When you go to drop a deuce in a toilet with a high water level, and your nut sack takes an unexpected dip in the water. More likely to happen when it's warm outside.
Yo Mike! Did a Junk Dip this morning. Scared the crap out of me.
Junk Dip by Badeederdoo April 3, 2010

junk drawer 

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
junk drawer by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

junk data 

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.
We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.
junk data by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

Junk Dook 

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.
Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook
Junk Dook by Kesbutt November 1, 2018

Junk Dust 

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.
I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.
Junk Dust by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009