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(junked)
v. junked, junking, junks
v. intr.

1. Getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one's person, causing uncomfortable silence, laughter, or physical harm (usually to the junker, not the junkee).
As Greg was talking to Megan to distract her, Brandon walked up next to her and rubbed his genitals against her leg.

Megan got Junk'd!
junk'd by Brhinoceros October 18, 2006
Words you can keep

Too much junk in'd trunk 

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!
Too much junk in'd trunk by *M* April 21, 2004

Junk Dip 

Also known as a JD. When you go to drop a deuce in a toilet with a high water level, and your nut sack takes an unexpected dip in the water. More likely to happen when it's warm outside.
Yo Mike! Did a Junk Dip this morning. Scared the crap out of me.
Junk Dip by Badeederdoo April 3, 2010

junk drawer 

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
junk drawer by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

junk data 

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.
We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.
junk data by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

Junk Dook 

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.
Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook
Junk Dook by Kesbutt November 1, 2018

Junk Dust 

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.
I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.
Junk Dust by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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