junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 11, 2019

junk drawers

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.

Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Junk drawer

A draw full of miscellaneous items common in the Midwest.

“Where are the *insert random object name*?”
“Look in the junk drawer!”

by Kelseyhaha October 17, 2018

Junk Drawer

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.

"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"

by skold September 1, 2006

Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.

Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!

by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020