juicepress

One of the worst gifts you can give to a friend.

"What did he give you for your birthday?"
"A juicepress..."

by LeonardoDaWinci December 8, 2016

juiceless fuck

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.

Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!

by JP2013 March 11, 2013

juiceless

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.

Wow you died already? Juiceless.

by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juiceless

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.

Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man

by duskmist July 4, 2016

Juiceless is useless

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved

Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

by Adev May 17, 2023