juicepress 

One of the worst gifts you can give to a friend.

"What did he give you for your birthday?"
"A juicepress..."

juicepress by LeonardoDaWinci December 8, 2016

juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.

Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!

juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

juiceless 

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.

Wow you died already? Juiceless.

juiceless by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juiceless 

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.

Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man

juiceless by duskmist July 4, 2016

Juiceless is useless 

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved

Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

Juiceless is useless by Adev May 17, 2023