Julyssa is one amazing girl. She is practically perfect in every way possible. The kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. She's most beautiful and lovable girl in and around Elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!!
A woman to die for. People will cross oceans and climb mountains for her. One look your way, will have you lovestruck, your heart will be paralyzed and will only beat for her. She is the eptimome of class, grace, and divinity. Her natural charm will lure in anyone. A kindred spirit. She’s mysterious and mischieous. She walks around with just something about her a vibration not many people have or will ever come across. Her aura is sweet and gentle but ethereal, one not to mess with or disturb. She keeps to herself and that is why she is a gem of both the spiritual and mortal realms.
“ have you heard about the immortal evergiving goddess Julysa, the most outgoing amazing being placed upon this seraphic earth filled with wretched, heartless, woebegone humanoids.”
Shes a great friend but she might lie to u. Best friend all through 6th grade but went to a different middle school. has a great style and is a goody gooody lol luv her
A girl with a face so horribly ugly that it just doesn't quite make up for her massive massive tits (jugs, if you will).
A) Dude, did you see that chick I railed last night? Her tits were amazing.
B) Yeah, but her face looked like someone tried putting out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
C) Sorry bro, that bitch was jugly.
A) I know...I just can't help it. *weep weep*
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.