juejo
juejo by totally not juejo August 27, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Jaejoong
A Jaejoong is a Korean singing sex pot sent from God to Earth to please us mere mortals. At first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. He is the husband of DBSK leader Yunho, whom he thinks is "too much".
A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.
A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.
A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.
A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.
jaejoong
One of the members of TVXQ. Known for being a sex god and has the ability to capture women's souls with his angelic voice. Also known to make people have orgasms when he licks his amazing lips. He seems mean but he's actually shy and nice.
Junjou Romantica
An amazing shounen-ai anime (also a manga) that revolves around 3 couples (Junjou Romantica ((main couple)) , Junjou Egoist , and Junjou Terrorist). People who aren't even much of a fan of yaoi love this anime. The makers of it also made Sekaii Ichi Hatsukoi .
Non-Fangirl-" Hey what're you watching?"
Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"
Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."
Fangirl- "Try it!"
10 minutes later...
"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"
Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"
Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."
Fangirl- "Try it!"
10 minutes later...
"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"
Junjou Romantica by LLLLiiilly December 19, 2013
Jaejoong
Jaejoong is the lead singer of the Japanese/Korean band TVXQ/DBSK. He is also known by the stage names of Hero, Jejung and Youngwoong. Born in 1986, is known as one of the most desirable men in Asia. He is known for his ethereal appearance and is mistaken to have a cold personality, but is in reality just shy and reserved. He has funny and adorable habits like camwhoring and pouting constantly and hiding his mouth when laughing despite having one the most beautiful laughs in the world. Jaejoong is an epitome of male perfection that every female in the world desires.
Girl 1: Don't you think Jaejoong oppa is handsome?
Girl 2:Who is he? I like Orlando bloom better!
Girl 1: are you frigging blind? Jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world *shows her picture of Jaejoong*
Girl 2: *after repeated nose bleeds* Oh My God! Indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
Girl 1 agrees!
Girl 2:Who is he? I like Orlando bloom better!
Girl 1: are you frigging blind? Jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world *shows her picture of Jaejoong*
Girl 2: *after repeated nose bleeds* Oh My God! Indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
Girl 1 agrees!
Jaejoong by Queenlucifer April 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026