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Judeism is the religion where you worship Jude. To become a Jude, you must become Indian and have a hot mom. To worship Jude, you must become an Indian scammer and tell people their computer has a virus.
Yo dude being part of Judeism is so cool!

People who worship Judeism have a big pp!
Judeism by Jude is cool April 27, 2021
The nickname of actor Jude Law given to him by Sherlock Holmes costar Robert Downey Jr
"I saw him without (his mustache) and was like, 'That's not my Judesie!'" - RDJ
Judesie by Princess Dahling February 23, 2012

judes penis 

Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis
Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

Judenschwein

An EXTREMELY racist German term used to belittle Jewish people. Literally translates to "Jewish Pig". Pronounced,

(YOO-d'n-shvine).
Fick Dich, du Judenschwein arschloch!
Fuck you, you Jew-Pig asshole!

Ich hass deine Judenschwein freund.
I hate your Jew-Pig friend.

Sie sind ein Jusenschwein hurensohn!
You are a Jew-Pig son of a bitch!
Judenschwein by CrayZay December 27, 2010
St. Judez disco for teenagers situated in the affluent south side area of orwell in templeogue D.6W Similar to that of 'Wezz' usually attended by d4'snot much goes on there except for slut dancing and 'scoring' the local hotties from the nearby rugby club st marys also attended by the well known D4girls 'the maccy d's girls' nicknamed this because of their school st mac daras college templeogue.And also well known templeogue college boys
D4:OMG loike r u heading to Judes on friday noysh

other D4:totally im sooo going to score eoin

D4:totally!
Judes by uhk January 12, 2008
Someone who betrays someone or somethings loyalty.
Person one cheated on person two, they are a Judes.
Judes by Mr. M.E November 8, 2021
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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