juneus 

Juneus is a one of a kind guy who is super laid back but is also ready to turn up if the vibe is right, he’s a good friend who wants nothing but happiness for those around him. A ladies man, but will never admit to having “Hoes” He’s clever but in a villain type of way but is also extremely stupid. Juneus speaks his mind and can be bold but is also super sure

Juneus kind of has two sides to himself but is a good person at heart. Most definitely a keeper

Man I wish I was friends with Juneus he’s so chill

juneus by hypeman85! November 21, 2021

juneus 

a mysterious ass motherfucker

that guy is for sure a juneus

juneus by hypeman85! November 23, 2021

Jungus

Jungus can mean any word you want it to be. It could also be a subsitution for a word. The best part is, that if you say jungus instead of a word no one will know which word your talking about. Jungus basicly means instert any word here.

Dude thats so jungus.'' ''you son of a jungus'' ''You smell like a jungus that hasn't been washed in 3 weeks.

Jungus by Anna Buhzeezus Baker June 24, 2011

Juneuary

Juneurary(JUNE-YOO-RARE-EEE): Stating that it is in fact June, yet it still has January weather (ie:rain, hail, coldness). Uncommon in most parts of the world, except Washington.

Dude, it's Juneuary. First day of June and it's pouring rain.

Juneuary by FML, no. F WA. November 13, 2011

JuniusThaddeus 

An alternative name of Michaeldsuarez an ex-user on Wikipedia who got banned after his cyber-stalking and obsessive trolling on Encyclopedia Dramatica was discovered.

Michaeldsuarez clearly suffered from many mental issues, we can guess he also had low self esteem in real life (hence his desire to escape into fantasy RPG's which he wrote about so much and the internet of course which he used so much) and an inflated ego was among them but the major issue he had was internet addiction disorder. Michael clearly suffered from a superiority complex too and made it his goal to rise through all Wikias possible.

At some point in his pathetic cyber-life, Michael had some disputes with some other users (one of whom led to Michael being perma IP banned from Wikipedia, a rare occurrence indeed but we'll get to that in a minute) who managed to slip around Wikipedia's policies to troll Michael. Michael did what any typical butthurt Wikipedian would do in response: he ran to Encyclopedia Dramatica and made an entire page dedicated to his nemesis (Fæ) which was later discovered by Wikipedia's admins leading to Michael's perma IP ban from the wiki. This wasn't a first as Michael had done this before against other people he hated.

Michael's obsession of Wikipedia didn't stop however as he kept using his talk page to moan about his ban. This led to one mod just removing this feature so his account couldn't do anything.

Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on the Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't. A hypocrite who condemned trolls on Wikipedia but was a troll off-site, Michael will forever be remembered as an incredible idiot.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. He vanished several months ago now from his account JuniusThaddeus on Encyclopedia. It is now believed he's dead or in therapy for his internet addiction. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.

JuniusThaddeus by blablsk September 20, 2014

Juneuary

A word derived from the combination of June and January. Used to describe shitty weather in June, because although it’s supposed to be getting close to summer, it still looks and feels like January outside.

"Im supposed to be enjoying my summer! Why the hell is it still raining and cold out?"
"Because its Juneuary."

Juneuary by mercerdes July 5, 2008

junus 

doing something cool, amazing, pro, leet.

Guy 1: hey dude I just aced that math test.
Guy 2: wooooah that's so junus right there.

junus by justinjunsu April 17, 2008