An apparatus used to pass judgement on passersby based on their appearance, expression, or swirling rumors. Also used in meetings to evaluate the worth of someone's comments. Focusing in on the details that reveal someone's intentions or evidence of misguided behavior. The use of which is recounted later by gesturing with circling hand motions around the eyes. Can be put away for later use by simply keeping on your invisible croakies.

I was sure to take out my judgenoculars when I spotted a poor graduate student being plucked away from his desk by the dean with the hiked up skirt. I focused in on the sultry expression on her face and his eager look of intrigue.

Judgenoculars by Abi Sharkfin November 23, 2010

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Judenhimer

A way of expressing confusion. An insult that they won’t know what it means.

What the judenhimer was that noise.

Shut up u judenhimer

Judenhimer by Tekashi 6ix 9ine November 3, 2018

Juden

1. German for "Jew," plural. "Jude" is the singular variant. "Juden" can also mean "Jewish." Thus, "Juden" can either be used for "Jews" or "Jewish."

2. A slang term, used in much the same way "Jewish" is used by Americans. It signifies greed, and/or cheapness.

1. Die Juden wohnen auf Israel.

2. Das ist Juden.

Juden by Amerikaner August 24, 2006

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