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Juchoes has become somewhat of an intercollegiate celebrity, taking the west side of Michgian and abroad by storm. But many people are confused, who, or what, is Juchoes?

Scholars maintain that the meaning was lost during the Spanish Inquistition, when the "keepers of the lost scrolls" were brutally murdered. These men were the keepers of the meaning of Juchoes. were found handcuffed to goats in a Northern region of Syria, castrated and stabbed to death. Some persist that this was a political move by roving militias from southern Tajikstan.

This left the true meaning of "Juchoes" to be interperted by any and all. The most globally accepted explaination is a combination of the name "Juan" (pronounced "Jew-on") and Chode (a slang term for a penis which is wider than it is long). But what does this all mean? Who is this Juan? And why is his supposed chode so infamous?

This is something we may never know.
Used as an explitive: "What in Juchoes' name?"

As a noun: "God, I can't wait to get all of this Juchoes off me."

As an adjective: "That shit is so Juchoes."

As a verb: "I've been Juchoesing all day."
Juchoes by beurkens December 26, 2008
Related Words
juchno • Juhnol • jochno • Juchoes • juhno • Juh now
Mostly a really dumb and ugly person, very lazy and only eats. Doesn’t really have a life and his or her parents most likely hate him or her.
Frad: do you see that ugly girl over there?
Jake: yes. She’s such a jochno.
jochno by Ghina ha October 24, 2020
Dumb, funny ig, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with cool tattoo 👍
Juhnol’s name is Juhnol
Juhnol by anonymous November 23, 2021
Dumb, funny ig, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with cool tattoos.
Juhnol’s name is Juhnol
Juhnol by anonymous November 23, 2021
Dumb, funny, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with very cool tattoo.
Juhnol is a cool guy
juhnol by 1234edp5678 November 23, 2021
A BTS loving horny psychotic creep who looks at peoples feets and want to lick peanut butter off your elbows they are probably 30-35
Student 1:Omfg the new guy is such a creep!
Student 2:Hes probably a Juhno.
juhno by COOLKIDZ99 October 22, 2022
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