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Juchno. Juchno is the last name of the love of your life.
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Juchoes

Juchoes has become somewhat of an intercollegiate celebrity, taking the west side of Michgian and abroad by storm. But many people are confused, who, or what, is Juchoes?

Scholars maintain that the meaning was lost during the Spanish Inquistition, when the "keepers of the lost scrolls" were brutally murdered. These men were the keepers of the meaning of Juchoes. were found handcuffed to goats in a Northern region of Syria, castrated and stabbed to death. Some persist that this was a political move by roving militias from southern Tajikstan.

This left the true meaning of "Juchoes" to be interperted by any and all. The most globally accepted explaination is a combination of the name "Juan" (pronounced "Jew-on") and Chode (a slang term for a penis which is wider than it is long). But what does this all mean? Who is this Juan? And why is his supposed chode so infamous?

This is something we may never know.
Used as an explitive: "What in Juchoes' name?"

As a noun: "God, I can't wait to get all of this Juchoes off me."

As an adjective: "That shit is so Juchoes."

As a verb: "I've been Juchoesing all day."
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jochno

Mostly a really dumb and ugly person, very lazy and only eats. Doesn’t really have a life and his or her parents most likely hate him or her.
Frad: do you see that ugly girl over there?
Jake: yes. She’s such a jochno.
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Juhnol

Dumb, funny ig, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with cool tattoo 👍
Juhnol’s name is Juhnol
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Juhnol

Dumb, funny ig, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with cool tattoos.
Juhnol’s name is Juhnol
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juhnol

Dumb, funny, good friend, tells u what u need and gives good advice. Very cool guy with very cool tattoo.
Juhnol is a cool guy
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juhno

A BTS loving horny psychotic creep who looks at peoples feets and want to lick peanut butter off your elbows they are probably 30-35
Student 1:Omfg the new guy is such a creep!
Student 2:Hes probably a Juhno.
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