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JohnontheRadio
An Ambiguous Male who goes by the name of John On The Radio/John and Toby. Not yet reached 1 million but by recording with the one and only Fitz, he'll get there soon enough. He is shipped with Fitz and Kryozgaming and is apart of the Gay Baby Gang and the misfits (number one podcast on iTunes). Show the ambiguous princess some love will ya'?
JohnontheRadio by Foreverloving101 September 18, 2018
Johno
A name of a misunderstood individual. He is talented, heartfelt, and certainly not gay. Johno always trys to do whats best for people although they're not always trying to do the same for him. He likes a girl, who doesn't even realize he likes her. He's your commen man hero. He gets all the girls to like him, but they all want to be his best friend. He's always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
Johno by TherealLoser November 21, 2011
Johnorrhea
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?
Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.
Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.
Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
Johnorrhea by b-tox May 23, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026