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JuanaFlippa 

JuanaFlippa is a transgender dragon egg with glasses from the QSMP Egg-Adoption Partner Event who was adopted by ElMariana and Slimecicle on April 3rd, 2023. Originally named Frontflipo, before being changed to JuanFlippo, then being changed again to JuanaFlippa after she came out. She is currently dead. There was a funeral event held on April 17th, where she was briefly seen again to reunite with her parents before leaving.

She lost her first life on April 6th when neither parent showed up. She lost her second life on April 9th when Mariana misclicked her bed, breaking it and killing her. There was a trial held on April 12th, after Slimecicle took Mariana to court, to revive JuanaFlippa (by murdering whoever lost the case). She was revived, with Slimecicle and Mariana’s penalty being 10 minutes jail time as the resurrection took place, but they escaped so they could watch it. She was killed again by Mariana on April 14th by sweeping edge whilst he was fighting a Vindicator.

Her family is dysfunctional but they both care about JuanaFlippa and her identity.
JuanaFlippa’s best friend was Tilin, with Tilin feeling the same way.
Person 1: Hey, who’s the egg with the glasses on the QSMP?
Person 2: Oh, JuanaFlippa! She has glasses like both of her parents, Mariana and Slimecicle.
Person 1: Oh yeahh. She’s my favorite! Praise to her admin honestly.
JuanaFlippa by juanaflippa April 22, 2023
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gave it some jandal 

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.
Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."
gave it some jandal by SirDunny March 11, 2014
Juana is a person that all the guy wants and dying to have .Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and chill person also kind hearted. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close. she can be extremely loyal but when tested she will get revenge in silence for her own satisfaction.
Oh look at Juana she's so beautiful.
Man that guy is so lucky to have juana.

why does juana have high standards on guys?
Juana by 678JMw February 9, 2019

Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.
That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.
Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017
Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and kind hearted. When you're around Juana there's never a dull moment, especially when it comes to music, Juana has a great taste in music. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close❤️.
Who is that beautiful girl over there, must be a Juana.

This songs great, Juana must have picked it.
Juana by premium potatoes April 18, 2017

handle the jandal 

"he couldn't handle the jandal"
handle the jandal by Pete January 20, 2004

Juantastic 

When something is so cool and awesome at some point it ain't fantastic no more it becomes junatastic.
-Yo Nicolas check this shit out

-It's Juantastic
Juantastic by PamelaChu13 August 18, 2016