jrammed 

Grossly exaggerating the amount of software development work going on at your place of employment.

I totally jrammed my friend when I told him he would be happy at his new job, but now all he does is babysit code.

jrammed by JeffesFan March 11, 2011

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

Pearl Jammed 

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

Pearl Jammed by JDMGio February 10, 2010

jammed up 

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

jammed up by nunya October 17, 2004

jammed 

1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face

2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else

1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"

2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"

jammed by nice and guch November 24, 2009

Get Jammed On 

An expression stated after successfully doing something thrilling, extraordinary, or out of the norm against an opponent or enemy. "Jamming" is an artform made famous by Twitch streamer and YouTuber, BenJammins.

What a move! He was just crushed by that ATV while he was trying to snipe someone else. Get jammed on, baby! Welcome to the stream.

Get Jammed On by LambeauLeap80 April 25, 2021

Mega Jammed 

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

Mega Jammed by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009