Urban Dictionary: Definitions by nunya

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

pootang by Nunya May 13, 2005

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"

make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.

baynard taft by Nunya January 5, 2005

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

jammed up by nunya October 17, 2004

George W. Bush is a Republicunt

republicunt by nunya September 6, 2004

Adding stupid low-budget accessories to an already low-budget piece of crap.

I've been wanting to add that new spoiler & spinner rims to my 85 Civic for a while. Now my shit is tricked OUT!

tricked out by Nunya August 25, 2004