jpkup

Jpkup is a man who is very upset by the fact that he has tiny weiner. Once he tried to have erection but needed a telescope to find hes dick, and used a small tool to pick it up.

Wow look at that guys dick, i cant even see it. That must be a jpkup

by retardlool123 December 21, 2017

Jakup

Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.

Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(

by Definitely_not_Jakup March 10, 2014

JAKUP

Jakup is a name for real men. Jakup is the definition of a very cool and 2000iq guy. The name Jakup has been considered as the coolest name in the world

Cool guy
Jakup

by Mr Gonzalo June 2, 2019

Jákup

He does have a 30 inch cook it is what it is

Girl wow jákup has a big cook

by Som dad November 22, 2021

jjkups2009

The lord and savior of ERW. He grants you all the power in the world if you listen to his rules. The only rule is not to insult thy Jj. AMEN

jjkups2009 is the lord and savior of ERW. Thee shall not insult nor attack Jj. AMEN

by Iamfatlol September 28, 2021

jákup

Jákup a man with big muscles and horse cock. He always warns ladies before moving any part of his body, because that would make them cum.

that guy's such a jákup

by Nigerin March 9, 2020

Jákup Pauli

The species of Jákup Pauli is commonly known to being shit at Fortnite and pretty much everything he does. Jákup Pauli usually has a brown nose, because of his obsession of licking the teacher’s ass. He likes to hunt down girls, only to ask them about their snap and only fans, that’s why he is also known as the pig.

Did you see the pig in the mud?
Yeah, it must have been Jákup Pauli

by Mr Gonzalo November 23, 2021