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JONZA
A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
JOWNO
A JOWNO is a mixture of a joker, clown, and a hobo. You must spell 'JOWNO' in capital letters. A JOWNO can be found on the emoji keyboard for apple products. It's on the 8th page in the group with the bell. It's the first emoji. A JOWNO only has a head and hair; no body.
JOWNO by ThisisforAJT December 30, 2012
Jonzzsexual
A person who follows jonzzwrld on social media, enjoys his content and is sexually attracted to him.
Jonzzsexual by Caseclosed69 May 1, 2021
Jonzo
A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.
The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.
Jonzo by Sammy Davis III January 1, 2007
jowney car
An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.
jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009
Jwnz
derived from the popular use of the word "own", meaning to win, which evolved into "pwn." Jwnz literally stands for the originator, Megan Jones, last name, although commonly mispronounced as Junes. Many players have evolved the word into such a form to relate to the form of "jonesing."
Although Jwnz is used as a word of great win and achievement, the player Jwnz plays more for the lulz rather than for the wins, but in a time of need may put on her propants and bring the team to victory, implementing a "Jwn."
Megan Jones uses the title Jwnz in any internet related account to show that she will always have dominance over whatever she is up against. When feeling that she is needed to "carry" a team, she sometimes may be found as CptJwnz. When hiding her identity, you may find her as Falkor, her original name Megan is Beast, or even her true name Megan Jones.
Although Jwnz is used as a word of great win and achievement, the player Jwnz plays more for the lulz rather than for the wins, but in a time of need may put on her propants and bring the team to victory, implementing a "Jwn."
Megan Jones uses the title Jwnz in any internet related account to show that she will always have dominance over whatever she is up against. When feeling that she is needed to "carry" a team, she sometimes may be found as CptJwnz. When hiding her identity, you may find her as Falkor, her original name Megan is Beast, or even her true name Megan Jones.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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