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Jonsexual 

Sexual confusion between Furries and aliens.
You see Cody over there I heard he is Jonsexual he was caught at a furry convention
Jonsexual by JonnytheOverseer May 28, 2016

Jongsexual 

Someone who only finds attraction to Kim Jonghyun of SHINee
Person1: Hey, what's your type?
Person2: I like Jonghyun.
Person1: But that's not a type...?
Person2: Oh, well actually I'm Jongsexual so...
Jongsexual by Helena Kailar November 28, 2020

Jazzsexual 

Girls who are straight but are only gay for Jazz are called “Jazzsexual”. Jazzsexuals are gay for Jazz and Jazz only.
Boy - “Hey are you gay?”
Girl - “No, I am jazzsexual..”
Jazzsexual by mjew March 3, 2022

Jonassexual 

Its when u are only attracted to jonas brothers

Not men or woman or even aliens
Only jonas brothers.
X : whats ur sexuality?
- : jonassexual

X : sams sis🥺
Jonassexual by Sheerios<3 December 23, 2019

Jonsexual 

No no, Jens is not pansexual. He is Jonsexual 😻 he loves Jon and jon only. Girls are gay af 🥱🥱
Damn boi he Jonsexual
Jonsexual by JensVhagen September 26, 2020

Jonsexual 

Jens is not Pansexual silly, he is Jonsexual.

Jonsexuality is a disease where a person is attracted to jonathan’s fat buns. Girls are gay af btw 🙄🥱🥱
He is jonsexual
Jonsexual by JensVhagen September 26, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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