Jonzo

A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.

The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.

Jonzo by Sammy Davis III January 1, 2007

Rondo Jonzo 

A word used to describe one's sheer pleasure and happiness. Often used to proclaim elation after an event of great importance.

"Congratulations, its a boy" the doctor said.
"Rondo Jonzo Doc, Rondo Jonzo"

Rondo Jonzo by Steve J. Talon March 31, 2010

JONZA 

A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.

The team has totally done a JONZA on this. Incredible effort.

JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Jonzzsexual 

A person who follows jonzzwrld on social media, enjoys his content and is sexually attracted to him.

I am a proud jonzzsexual.

Jonzzsexual by Caseclosed69 May 1, 2021

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Did a Jonno 

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

Did a Jonno by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009