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Journassassin 

Journalist Assassin. Coined on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" during a skit in which Geraldo Rivera reported news from the Middle East.
I'll kill Osama bin Laden himself! I'll be a journalist assassin! A journassassin!
Journassassin by Jordija December 4, 2003
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journessy 

First mentioned by Jorge Rivera-Herran in referral to Odysseus' journey from Troy to his homeland, Ithaca.
"And that's my journessy."
journessy by anonymous January 5, 2025

Johnussy 

When John Hubers pussy is so tight it makes you scream out in agony.
I want some of that Johnussy.
Johnussy by DemonioDino May 2, 2023

jordussy 

The firm but submissive vagina of someone who topped a YCS once
person 1 :Man i really wish i could hit that jordussy !!

person 2 : few radlers is all it takes !
jordussy by Poupoussy May 31, 2024

journessey 

The epic quest of Odysseus of Ithaca in which he gets sidetracked and everybody except for him dies because he really likes his wife and he really wants to get back to his wife (and his son too, I guess)
Odysseus: And that's... My journessey 😎😎✨✨
Penelope: what is wrong with you
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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