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Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called "juche". This philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. And worship Kim Jong Il as a man-god. Since North Korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and Kim Jong Il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in "juche" is a giant juchebag. Especially its Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.
juchebag by tossingmuffins May 28, 2009
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jouchebag 

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.
Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...
jouchebag by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010

Jouchebag 

Word commonly associated with douchebags that's name start with a J.

God Bless America
Josh Flaws is a Jouchebag.
Jouchebag by sexyMexi42 April 27, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026