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Joshin' it up 

To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom. Enough Said.
Hells yeah! Joshin' it up is freakin' awesome!
Joshin' it up by Jeremy April 18, 2005

joshin it up 

Is the art form of going to your brother-in-laws house when you're suppose to help work but instead play double U casino,sleep,watch netflix, and josh it up.
Hey do you think josh is still joshin it up?
joshin it up by joshin it up June 29, 2016

Joshing it 

When you're playing Table soccer on Plato and either you or a guy named Josh keeps passing it and never let's you have a turn
Christian: shit I missed
Josh: ight cool time for a no turn goal
Gabe: JOSH QUIT JOSHING IT
Josh: *Scores*
Joshing it by ParryBEN March 19, 2019

JOSHING IT 

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
JOSHING IT by michael gohan December 27, 2006

joshing it 

The last ashy hit in the fuckin bowl man! That shit HURTS
"Who wants to josh it?"
I'm down for joshing it.
joshing it by JoshHitter3000 December 12, 2018

Joshing it 

Joshing it is when someone decides it would be a good idea to jerk off in someone else's closet.

The purest form of "Joshing it" is when you "Jerk it" to furry fox girl hentai in said closet.
"hey everyone, this guy is 'JOSHING IT' in there"
Joshing it by Casual Water March 14, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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