This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.
Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral
Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
the term “jorcked” can be used to describe a situation where an individual, through their own actions or the actions of others, has experienced or been subject to an embarrassing or slightly degrading event. Although quite often a “jorcking” occurs in the context of humour, particularly for the audience of any such event, it is not essential to classifying an event as a “jorcking"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.