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That Jornky looking real funky.
Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Shortened form of the term, "Johnny horny" or "horny for Johnny (NCT)."
Completely understandable.
"Whole tl is jorny.... logging off"
"Jorny hours are always open"
jorny by jeno's airpods January 27, 2019
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1.Noun- an ambiguous term known only by Canadians. The noun form has a variety of different meanings all of witch are uncertain.
ex. Youve got alot of jornk in there.
2. Verb - again this usage is ambiguous and has a variety of different meanings. Its verbal form can take on the forms jornks, jornked, jornking, or jornksings.

ex. Hey you stop jornkin over dare.
3. Adjective- This form can describe any noun in any language. It is uncertain, however, what this discription means.

ex. The jornked moose is nolonger living.
4. Adverb- this form can describe any verb or any other adjective, including the adjective form of the word jornk which can describe the noun form of the word jornk which can assume the action of the verb form of jornk.

ex. The jornky jornked jornk jornked maple syrup.
Get the Jornk in the trornk and lets blow this maple syrup stand
Jornk by bobsagit111111111115 January 15, 2009
When someone is horny for a person by the name of Jordan
"You see Jordan over there? Yeah he's got me real jorny."
Jorny by Uncle_jort March 22, 2020
Noun. The marriage of "job" and "horny." The excitement one feels at the prospect of doing well at one's job; or the overwhelming feeling of contentment that comes with performing a duty extremely well.
She was jorny as hell at the prospect of stealing the new, multi-million dollar account out from under her douchebag coworker.

Or, Bud Fox receiving Gordon Gekko's phone call in the opening scenes of "Wall Street." Bud Fox: "Whoooo hoo! I just bagged the elephant."
Jorny by Diva non Grata October 30, 2008
Horny for the Joker.

Joker + horny = Jorny

Mostly relevant in the Joker (2019) fandom but can also be used for heath ledgers portrayal of Joker.
*Joker dances down the stairs*

OHMYGOD HE MAKES ME SO JORNY IM LOSING MY MIND
Jorny by •o• November 12, 2019
jeno + horny = jorny

when u are in exceptionally horny for lee jeno, a member of nct.
person a: man i’m feeling particularly jorny on this fine day
person b: understandable. that man is just so delectable
jorny by jeno stan #1 May 16, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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