3 + 3 = 6 joocey
by Number 1 Ash February 18, 2021
Get the joocey mug.Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.
1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"
2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
by greenek December 27, 2011
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Get the Joosey mug.A really good looking girl. She will have curves until she dies and will have the best looking face. She has gorgeous eyes and lips. She kisses like a pro. She may turn out to be a lesbian, so other girls are luckier. She can get bitchy but thats just another good feature about her, now you know you have nothing to worry about if she gets in a fight because you know she'd win. You should always pay attention to her because secretly she wants your attention. She will adore her lovers smile and jokes. More than likely if you bring her out to a mall, she'd buy you things just as much as you would to her. If you let a Joceylin go, your pretty damn stupid. She'll probably hate you for a while but in the end she'd want to be friends with you. Obviously, she's a sweet heart. Don't let a Joceylin go, always hold onto her.
Guy1: Dude she's so hot.
Guy2: Probably a Joceylin. Who is she with?
Girl: Dumbass, Joceylin is my girlfriend, only I can say that to her.
Joceylin: Bitches love me. Like my babe said, I'm her girlfriend. (;
Guy1: Lucky lesbian.
Guy2: Probably a Joceylin. Who is she with?
Girl: Dumbass, Joceylin is my girlfriend, only I can say that to her.
Joceylin: Bitches love me. Like my babe said, I'm her girlfriend. (;
Guy1: Lucky lesbian.
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A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
Example 1:
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
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