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Joceylin 

A really good looking girl. She will have curves until she dies and will have the best looking face. She has gorgeous eyes and lips. She kisses like a pro. She may turn out to be a lesbian, so other girls are luckier. She can get bitchy but thats just another good feature about her, now you know you have nothing to worry about if she gets in a fight because you know she'd win. You should always pay attention to her because secretly she wants your attention. She will adore her lovers smile and jokes. More than likely if you bring her out to a mall, she'd buy you things just as much as you would to her. If you let a Joceylin go, your pretty damn stupid. She'll probably hate you for a while but in the end she'd want to be friends with you. Obviously, she's a sweet heart. Don't let a Joceylin go, always hold onto her.
Guy1: Dude she's so hot.
Guy2: Probably a Joceylin. Who is she with?
Girl: Dumbass, Joceylin is my girlfriend, only I can say that to her.
Joceylin: Bitches love me. Like my babe said, I'm her girlfriend. (;
Guy1: Lucky lesbian.
Joceylin by AsylumAlex September 28, 2011
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She is a perfectionist deal with it. Often shy she is outgoing with other people. Joceline will have breakdowns its the life of a Joceline.

Joceline gives the bests hugs. The artsy gorl is very colorful.
Joceline calm down its just a wrinkle .
Joceline by Dont worry emma September 20, 2019
A smart, beautiful, girl with a really caring heart . she loves everyone but mostly if she has a boyfriend and she makes you laugh . she is perfection in a person . Everyone loves her and she has great hair, smile, and style . She normally has someone annoying in her family . She is also an angel that gets what she wants when she wants . She is a princess that is very shy and is also a people person . she is also cute .
Joceline Is a pretty, adorable,funny,thick,loyal,freaky girl but don't get on her bad side. if I were you I wouldn't want to mess with her of you will be found dead on the floor
Someone: " omg I hate joceline soooo much"
Joceline: *punches her really hard
Joceline by Joceline295 December 16, 2019
Cute, amazingly funny, perfect girl. Easy to fall in love with, and huggable.
I love Joceline

I love Joceline moree!
No you don't! *bites head off*
Joceline by Samanthablack13 June 19, 2009

Jocelina 

An amazing girl, might come of as cold at first but is really just making sure she likes you. she is funny, beautiful, and very clever. A name that can be found most in brazil, but do not pronounce it wrong. If you do, all the Jocelinas will chase after you with flaming hot pitchforks. NEVER pronounce it as joy-sea, jess-el-in-a, jos-a-lin
or any variation besides Joe-sel-ina. although ho-sel-ina and yo-sel-ina aren't too bad.
Jocelina! I know her. she's very funny and nice. Although she did eat all my pizza once.

Joeylink 

A link, often given by a supposed 'friend', that lacks or has a misleading description, and links to a shock site, or other profoundly disturbing media. People who provide joeylinks, often repeat the offense, and should be isolated from social contact.

These kind of links are quite common on Internet forums, IRC channels, and IM networks. It is also considered a joeylink, if one should switch your browser's default home page to such media.
Joeylinks have commonly been known to link to, but are not limited to, hardcore gay porn, shock sites, such as tubgirl, lemonparty, goatse, and numerous other Internet atrocities that forever scar the minds of the victims.
Joeylink by DonMac April 21, 2008
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