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Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Related Words
jonhil • jonhild • Jonil • Jonila • joneil • jontil • Johil • johnil • jonail • jonailee
a beatiful, teenage, pretty, girl
That girl walking down the street is a jonilee
jonilee by Joni-Lee August 8, 2007
Jonila means "Gift of God" in the ancient albanian language and is an over 3000 years old name. She is fierce, stubborn and succedes in everything she touches. Everytime she enters a room she fills it with her big energy. That's why many people hate her: she's a powefull, beautiful and intelligent goddess and many people envy her. Only a few people can handle her big balls attitude. That's why she attracts many. She only has a few real friends tho because she likes to keep her circle small.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Jonila by erykahzahra November 21, 2021

Jontilloquy Jemericks 

Jontilloquy Jemericks was famous uptown in the late 80's for his skillfull basketball playing, mostly on 136th and Convent as his headquarters. He has since retired from the game. He had NBA level skills but let his youth pass him by.
Yo, this dude was like Jontilloquy Jemericks when you give him the ball, he got mad skills.

Jonsiling 

A type of oral sex peformed on a man.
Came from the words, jap and tonsils.
Niamh is jonsiling Matthew behind those appartments.

OR

Niamh jonsiled Matthew in his bedroom twice tonight.
Jonsiling by magicballs October 6, 2011
Jonila has a beautiful smile and the name is beyond rare. If you meet a Jonila you will be obsessed with her and you will appreciate her presence. Pretty is a big thing for her. When u meet her you’ll be questioning yourself as of why you guys are just now meeting.
If you meet a jonila cherish her
Jonila by Anonymousthoughtslol November 22, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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