Johil

The GAYEST person you’ll ever meet.

He’s a Johil

by Johil Phelps April 8, 2024

johnlloyd

Johnlloyd is such a handsome, smart, and kind. He is cold to everyone except for his one and only love. He's such a childish and adorable. He has abs, great muscles and great stamina. He is not very formal in wearing clothes and always wears jacket. He's trustworthy and respectful. He's loyal, lovable, likes to cuddle and a funny guy. He's not talkative in just someone he's not comfortable at. The most reliable man. Johnlloyd is the only one true love, if some johnlloyd loves you, don't let go of him, he is so loyal and best lover but sometimes you'll get annoyed of him being childish.

Johnlloyd is so special.

-isa

Oh it's johnlloyd, he's cold as ever.

Yeah but I heard he's loyal

Johnlloyd is handsome too but only hard to approach.

by Reallyphsycho June 10, 2021

Johnlock

The gay ship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC's show Sherlock. It's quite popular, and most people in the fandom ship it.

Sigh, Johnlock is so cute. Why isn't it canon yet!?!

by Septiplierherself May 19, 2016

Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.

Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!

by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

Johnlock

when you fall in love with your mad flatmate and everyone thinks you're hitting that but you've been trying since day one

Person 1: we're not dating!
Person 2: you've been johnlocked?!

by leGay swizgiz December 14, 2016

joil

The ejaculate of a warforged, or any robotic creature. A portmanteau of 'joy oil'.

The joil shot out of the warforged's replication port and covered the ground in a sticky, stinking liquid, causing all creatures in a 15 foot radius to fall prone and take poison damage.

by varrrrna February 5, 2021

Johnlock

Johnlock is the father of all the gay ships. It's probably the first thing you ever shipped in your life. Johnlock is flawless.

Q: OMG do you ship Johnlock?
A: Oh. God. Yes.

by johnlocker May 17, 2012