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Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”
My name is FRICKIN Jonatan Guys.
Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019

johnatan 

Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.
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johnatan by SvarteStryk September 9, 2013
He is a very creative boy, they like to paint, draw or find a way to express their art.

Jonatan is different from other boys his way of dressing is original, he thinks that identifies his ardent personality with which he captivates many women although his main attraction is his brown eyes the way his gaze impacts leaving everyone intimidated.

Never give up, fight for what you want until you get it can get confused but never lose. It is characterized by its stubbornness that is what can annoy other people over time tend to accept it
Freak and cute

Who is?

it’s Jonatan
Jonatan by Beautifulpoison January 26, 2020

Johnatan 

A big dick savage ass nigga that dont play about anything.......... he also from da hood keep a stick ..........hilltop of the west and he fucked yo bitch last night "(DONT TRUST HIM ROUND YO BITCH)"
I love Johnatan So much, he is the craziest person ever!
Johnatan by BossBitchMami100 December 12, 2019

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.
Jonatan Bergström by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021
Jonatan is a racist memer and the creator of the KKK
Jonatan
Jonatan by Elite13376969 May 4, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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