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Johnatan 

A big dick savage ass nigga that dont play about anything.......... he also from da hood keep a stick ..........hilltop of the west and he fucked yo bitch last night "(DONT TRUST HIM ROUND YO BITCH)"
I love Johnatan So much, he is the craziest person ever!
Johnatan by BossBitchMami100 December 12, 2019

johnatan 

Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
johnatan by dovethebird December 2, 2020

johnatan ayala 

He's an amazing friend and his album is dropping August 33rd be ready and he has a huge penis and he probabaly fucked yo bitch
Johnatan Ayala fucked my bitch

Johnatan Galindo 

little kids or teens with a goofy pfp that is trying to make kids play the blue whale challenge or teens scaring kids online because they have nothing in life better to do
Girl 1: Yesterday i got messaged by johnatan galindo..
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.

Johnaton 

Johnaton is a fine boy. He has a big sense of humor and an awkward laugh. He is tall and fun to be around. He is very unforgettable.
I have loved Johnaton ever since I met him.
Johnaton by Xaniqua October 30, 2018

Johnathan Smith 

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.
Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.
Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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