jonesti

Jonesti is a very proud girl, rebellious, and a flirt! If you have a jonesti in your life as a friend, keep her! She is an amazing friend at heart!
If you have a jonesti as a girlfriend, your lucky but watch your back! Because it only lasts so long...
Jonesti gets bored quick!

Me: hey isn’t that jonesti
My friend: yeah why?
Me: I think I’m gonna ask her out...
My friend: no! Don’t do that! If she likes you, she’ll be the one to ask you out! If you ask her and she doesn’t like you, she’ll still say yes and play you like a board game! She’ll quit when she’s bored!

by Brokenkitty December 14, 2020

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

Pacman Jonesin'

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.

The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.

by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

Jonestown

A party hosted by commies a long times ago in south america where you lie on the ground sunbathing after drinking poisonous Kool aid

Person 1: Have you been to Jonestown?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: How come you are still alive?

by eggman nega February 10, 2021

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017