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Joosting 

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.
"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
Joosting by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

JetPosting

Being Jet, posting, and traumatising children.
"Oh fuck Jet is Jetposting in the lobby"
JetPosting by OwOGoesUwU September 20, 2021

Joosting 

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
Joosting by Mikkass November 24, 2017

jewposting 

When you heavily obsess about jews and judaism so that you have to post content about their ethnicity, culture, history or religious methods every day. (Can be applied to jewish or non jewish people)
User 1: "Did you know, that Drake is jewish?"
User 2: "Man nobody cares, stop jewposting"
jewposting by isi3456789 October 5, 2021

jokerposting 

when someone goes so fucking insane they start unironically idolizing and posting pictures of the joker on their social media
what's up guys I just started jokerposting because I am in love with the joker!
jokerposting by justguydoingthing August 11, 2023

Joosting my clog 

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog