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JonBenet
A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
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jonbek • JonBenet • Jonbeneting • Jonibek • janbek • JonBeam • jonbear • jonbeard • Jonben • JonBeneter
jonbear
A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.
person 1: is that jonbear?!
person 2: Yes :)
Person 1: ew he's weird!
Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.
person 2: Yes :)
Person 1: ew he's weird!
Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.
jonbear by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014
JonBeneter
John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.
JonBeneter by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006
Jonbeneting
When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.
Jonbeneting by Theropod March 10, 2004
jonbeard
the beard worn by Jon Walker, former Bassist of Panic! At The Disco. commonly associated with the Ryhawk.
jonbeard by ThisIsRyanRoss July 8, 2014
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