Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
To roast or burn someone consistently, usually consisting of the phrase “head-ass”, in a manner that does not make sense to all that hear it.
Person 1: Awww, You little light bulb head-ass looking nose.
Person 2: Awww, you be jonen!
jonen by Guy365 April 16, 2019
adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius
"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"
jonken by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005
The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy
Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
Joben by heyhohoho February 7, 2010

Jonsense 

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.
Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense
Jonsense by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

JonBenet 

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.
JonBenet by anon. April 22, 2005
A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.
person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.
jonbear by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more