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A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.
person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.
jonbear by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014
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nickname given to males with the name Joe because either:
1. they are large like a bear
or
2. they are cuddly like a teddy bear.
Joebear's are normally very sweet guys. They would do anything to be the hero or to help their friends.
(girl 1) You see that guy over there? He's so helpful.
(girl 2) Thats because he's a Joebear.
(girl 1) Oh! I thought there was something special about him.
Joebear by Beckyxoxoxo April 10, 2009
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A big bear, a fat bear, the best bear, MY bear. Also a cuddle bear. Also a hungry bear needs to be fed a lot. Also a sexy bear. Also a sweet bear. Also a funny bear.
Joebear, people are looking at you weird cause you're a bear.
Joebear by stasbear24 July 29, 2019
when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex
"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"
jobear by Michael .PD August 19, 2007
Normally a very considerate and caring loving guy that doesnt really see his full potential. loved by countless otherS he is absolutely amazing no question about it. Joebear also frequently has very lucious hair ;) A truely amazing friend and would make anyone an incredibly happy partner. So lucky to have a cute and cuddly joebear in your life.!
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joebear by november5thx September 6, 2011

jonbeard 

the beard worn by Jon Walker, former Bassist of Panic! At The Disco. commonly associated with the Ryhawk.
"my dad is growing a jonbeard."

"DUDE that guy had a Jonbeard! lmao"
jonbeard by ThisIsRyanRoss July 8, 2014
A happy, go-lucky girl who is always smiling!

She loves to have fun and to PARTAY it up with her gurlfriends! She is enerjetic, lovable, and crazay at times! Other times she can be shy, but shes always there because shes a great friend! She can also be a goody two-shoes at times...
There goes my good friend...

Shes such a joybear...

Yea mann...
Joybear by the fluffmaster!!!!!! ;) November 22, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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