anon.'s definitions

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

alden

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>

1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.

do not freeze aldens.

2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>

3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.

1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...

2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.

3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.

by anon. July 7, 2004

Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

by Anon. March 1, 2005

monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

gouranga

A Hare Krishna word for happiness.

May Gouranga follow you wherever you may go!

by Anon. August 29, 2004

GM

A sick and twisted gimp, known for lying more than Pinnochio.

That GM. What a damn retard.

by anon. August 15, 2003

fuck buddy

A person, often a former s.o., with whom one has sexual relations absent expectations of a committed relationship. Characterized by continued sexual attraction (and greatification) after the parties have separated emotionally and have come to value the physical aspects of the relationship over "commitment" and the primacy of the social relationship to the other; often occurs when ex-partners realize they can need to and get away with fulfilling their mutual unmet needs outside their subsequent relationships.

We're sort of seeing each other, but now we're just Fuck Buddies

by anon. October 25, 2003