army of ninjas

Irrational fear or paranoia.

"I don't know why you have a password on your screen saver, Bob. It's not like there's an army of ninjas waiting in the air ducts to steal your porn."

by Theropod March 11, 2004

Jonbeneting

When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.

"Do you think Tiger really WANTED to play golf, or was he jonbeneted into it?"

by Theropod March 11, 2004

Early Nerd Special

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."

by Theropod March 11, 2004

Bizarropizza

Sbarro Pizza.

I don't have to be back at the store until 3. Wanna go pick up some Bizarropizza?

by Theropod March 11, 2004

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 11, 2004