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Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.
Jonasia is a Beaty
jonasia by Kidd123 March 14, 2017
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A girl that is very attractive and has the perfect body shape ! Big butt big boobs a beautiful face! She's caring, athletic, funny, sweet, smart , etc . She's shy at first then becomes outgoing .She plays hard to get! She helps people out a lot and is sensitive. She's faithful trustworthy respectful etc in a relationship ! I wouldn't let her go cause she's a KEEPER ! She loves to play fight and she doesn't like saying no . She's strong and doesn't put up with anybody's bullshit ! She doesn't fear people at all. Everyone loves Janasia and loves to be around her . Janasia loves everybody to
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Janasia by Instaanon October 18, 2013
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Jonasism 

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019
Janasia’s are not found in many places. But if you do somehow find one, never let her go. She can be the most amazing person in all of the world. They are humble and mature. They are very intelligent and creative, and like to show it. They may be depressed at times, but they should always have the friends to stick up for them. If u find one of these amazing women in the world, stay with them for as long as you can. Even be able to contact them! They are always amazing everyday they can be
‘Omg! Janasia just rocked her test today! One of the top marks!’
Janasia by HuskyPup01 January 29, 2019
A very sweet girl who is shy and sensitive at first. She's caring and tries her best to make people happy when they are down. She's trust worthy in relationships and is the jealous type. She loves to play around with others and have fun. Sometimes she like to fight, and she grows feelings for others fast. She's beautiful, smart, intelligent, sweet,etc. You could trust her with any thing.
Boy 1- Janasia She's beautiful
Boy 2- i call her
Boy 3- nooooo
janasia by jalill January 3, 2013
Best Bitch around. She always had your back and her name is better then Akeem and Kweisi. PERIODT.
Janasia is a fucking UNIQUE BITCH
Janasia by NASIA LYNN October 20, 2020

jonasgasm 

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.
Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
jonasgasm by jonasdog September 23, 2009
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